Scrubs Funniest Quotes Season 3

Scrubs Funniest Quotes Season 3 Episode 12 My Catalyst

Dr. Kevin Casey - Whose hair smells like lilacs?

Carla (pointing at Eliot) - Hers

Carla (pointing at JD ) - And his

Dr. Kevin Casey (To Elliot) - That's very pretty

Dr. Kevin Casey (To JD) - And deeply disturbing

JD (To Turk) - The jar said unisex!

Turk - I know

JD - Unisex!

Turk - I know

Elliot (to Dr. Cox) - You know, Dr Cox, you think that you have seen it all and done it all, but guess what? You haven't done me.

Elliot (to Carla) - Oh, my God. You're actually getting married in a few hours.

Elliot - Everything's gonna be so different. You never have to have sex again except when you want to.

Jordan - Perry, Jack is at my mom's.

Jordan - The apartment is empty. It's just you and me.

Jordan - Let's sleep through the ceremony and then go to the reception.

Dr. Cox - Can we at least have sex?

Jordan - Do what you have to. Don't wake me.