Dr. Beard Face - It's Beardfacé, dammit !

And no, I'm not Superman, I'm just Dr. Cox.

Keith - I learn that watching House.

Lisa - House is a genius.

Dr. Cox - That's it I'm waking both of you. * Hits them both in the head with the clipboard *

Scrubs Funniest Quotes Season 6 Episode 04 My Houses

Turk - So you're really cool if Kim decides to take this job?

JD - Hell no man, she's gonna be all way in Washington and phone sex is out of the question because I'm righty when I'm talking on the phone but I'm also a righty when I'm teaching mini JD who daddy is.

Scrubs Funniest Quotes Season 6 Episode 07 His Story

Dr. Kelso - How're you doing?

Patient - Well, even though non one ever comes everytime I hit this nurse's button, I feel a little better.

Dr. Kelso - That's morphine, son.

Ted - Excuse me, my mother sleeps with men. I've seen it!

J.D. to Kim: We can name him Sam Perry Gilligan Dorian. Perry just 'cause I kinda like the ring to it. And Gilligan 'cause I lost that bet to Turk.

Dr. Kelso - You know what, I'll let the nurses have their raises, but I'll fire three of them - the ugly ones.