Top ten funnier comebacks

10) I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

A little childish? Maybe .

Works? Every time!

9) I am surprised you actually want me to come back.

Or show up your best poker face and go for a sweet:

-OOHHH...you actually expect me to come back to THAT?

8) Talk to the hand!!!

You can add  'cause the ears/face ain't listening

Or you can use a similar expression like

- Tell it to the hand!!!

You need to show up your hand for emphasis. If you are not in the mood you can use the classic:

-Put your hand in front of you. Now talk to it!

7) Does it come in hetero?

Can be used about their comment or just pick anything gay enough in their outfit.

6) Make me!

Be careful, for you might be in for the following though:

- I don't make trash, I burn it!

Don't sweat it, you can always come back with:

- So pick up your ashes and leave.

5) I know you are, but what am I?

Use it over and over every time they come back.

Annoying? Maybe...but that's what makes it delicious...

4) Sorry, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

Or ask - Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?

Don't give a chance to answer, point both your thumbs at your face and say your name out loud.

3) Looks like somebody needs a huuuuuuuuuug!!!!!

Needs to be said while you open up your arms and go for a big bear hug.

100% guaranteed they'll storm off!

2) So's your face.

Always makes sense!

1) And the number one and mother of all comebacks... which combined properly might set you up in a fight in seconds:

Yo mamma!!!